STAND UP COMEDY
LIVE EVENTS
• Opened for Broadway star Joel Grey
• Headlined in Atlantic City
• Comedy appearances on ABC-TV
Recent inspiraton:
Bill Gates, Common, Ludacris, Trevor Noah, Jon Stewart...
(This list of inspiration is constantly updated)
COMEDY IS TRUTH
Allen is married and has a millennial
daughter. That's why he takes karate.
Was in a Broadway show
and didn't know it (true story).
James Gandolfini told him a dirty
joke on the set of The Sopranos
(It can't be repeated here)
I wake up everyday hearing voices in my head
telling me I'm a "loser." I'm relieved. I finally realized
it was my wife yelling at me from the other room.
Hot off
the press!
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Politics
schmolitics
X-Pressions I hate
Recent epiphany
Mitch McConnell
More
good humor
COMEDY ON THE RUN
Millennial Daughter . . . (:47)
ZOOM
Morning Demons (:32)
Pim Comedy Show NYC
(4:00)
Allen pretends to be a waiter
at your party
After about 30 minutes
of confusing your guests
He surprises your
GUEST OF HONOR
by grabbing the microphone
and singing a song that was written just for them!
Hear samples here
Wacky Waiter
